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Claire Cruise by cell phone photo, 7 June 2007 -- Atlanta, Georgia.

Saturday, 6 October 2007 -- just after eating my breakfast in Hollywood, CA.

Paris Hilton with her new baby, Cosmic, at our stop in Denver, CO on Saturday nite, February 9, 2008, while riding with me cross-country.

My fellow classmate at The HOPE Program: Mr. George Carlin! (Of course his facial featured have been elongated.) Thursday, 3/13/08.

Our marvelous teacher at The HOPE Program (L): Jon Lovitz -- a.k.a. John Borrillo... a.k.a. my friend from NE Music Camp in 1981: Hershel!

Jon Lovitz a.k.a. John Borillo a.k.a. Hershel outside the NY Central Library during our class field trip on Thursday, March 13, 2008.

Me at Columbia University on Saturday, March 15, 2008.

Oh, Columbia! Me again on Saturday, March 15, 2008.

Hey, did you know that the girl on the Starbucks sign is supposed to be ME?! In Brooklyn on Sunday, March 16, 2008.

Me in Times Square on Sunday, March 16, 2008 (opposite bombing site).

In front of the Virgin Megastore in Times Square on Easter Sunday 2008.

At Starbucks in Brooklyn on Saturday, 3/29/08.

SOOO ready-to-go! At Starbucks in Brooklyn on Saturday, 3/29/08.

Yeah, I am also the Popeyes Girl, NO JOKE! After eating my delicious Cajun-spicy chicken in Brooklyn on April Fools Day 2008.

I kissed Will Farrell soon after his graduation from The Lawrenceville School in 1983 (NO JOKE!). In Brooklyn on April Fools Day 2008.

My dog, Blue, & me outside on the back patio where I live in Fort Lauderdale, Florida at 6:30 p.m. on Sat., August 23, 2008.

Tom Cruise in disguise as my transsexual roommate, Jamie Jean (late July 2008)!