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I envy robots.
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Soccer hooligan, circa 2003.
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Majestic.
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Hello, Jonathan Frakes. How are you, Jonathan Frakes?
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Velvet James. A new fragrance from Calvin Klein.
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Thank you, my small friend.
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Cliche, Unimaginative Gamer Pic Number 2531.
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Best pillowcase ever. DO NOT DEFY ME. And yes, I do really sleep on this. Doesn't that make you hot?
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Yes, I am small. Yes, that is my father.
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I was just made by the Presbyterian Church.
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Despite all my rage, I am still just a man with facial hair.
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Stupid window glare.
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Sex sells.
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I like this guy. He should run for President. I'd totally vote for him.
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The wine had worn off by then, so I really have no excuse.
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Christmas morning, 2008.
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The photo for the back of the book cover.
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BEARD.
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