I've been told this photo makes me look like a rapist...
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"If you don't know who I am, don't e-mail Cole..."
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"I forget, black before or after Labor Day?"
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"I forget where I'm calling from. Wherever it is, it's bright."
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"A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...I was once respected."
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"Cole, I just read one of your screenplays and you're my new hero."
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"150 years since I published, and still no one gets me."
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"You don't know me. You don't know my wookie."
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"Cole, I just read you're the next me. Let's do lunch."
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"I could kick your ass with my whip."
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"Is it true my book WONDER BOYS changed your life, Cole?"
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"DUNE was sci-fi's greatest series until my son fucked it up."
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"If you were gay, Cole, I'd totally do you."
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"Cole, my friend, you are nothing but a phony. Deal with it."
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"It's clean. I like it because it's clean."
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"George Clooney, the sexiest man alive? He's just me with a pulse."
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"Do you know where the MacGuffin Man lives? Psst, he has a bomb."
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"It's always Charley, Charley, Charley. What about Thomas Huxley?"
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